Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
i got pulled over in my 'cops love me' tshirt. he didn't think it was funny when i pointed it out.
Going to.goingto.gtoing to DIE DIE DIEEEE......i feel like everyeone impotrant in my life like MLK is judging me.... saddd day
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I'm starting to question if I'm gonna need to bring a raincoat just to drink around u
U act like I can cum on command
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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