Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
ur mom makes the best bacon
WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN MY HOUSE
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
I HAD SEX WITH COLBY AND HIS FIVE YEAR PLAN IS TO STEAL A REALLY EXPENSIVE PAINTING AND ASKED ME IF ID BE INTO HELPING HIM AND I WOKE UP IN HIS BED TO A WOMANS TUBE TOP NEXT TO ME
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