And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
i only shaved half my leg
on purpose
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
She suggested that I come visit her in Europe and hook up with the heteroflexible Korean who sits next to her in class. Polylove is the best love.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
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