I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
you'd be alarmed at how much plan b i just found in mom's bathroom...
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
My mom just made me promise her that i'll care about the next guy I sleep with
My boob is missing a layer of skin
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
Woke up at 5am in an elevator... Pretty much tells you how my weekend went.
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