Do you still have your period?
Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
It must have been good head...he put down the Xbox controller
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
I'm not in bed, I'm driving and puking at the same time.... first for everything
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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