I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
my entire walk over here no one looked in my eyes. Period Boobs are BAACKKK.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
She dumped me and then asked if I wanted to come to her improv show. Fuck theatre majors, man.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
And if you haven't kicked a pigeon you haven't started your morning right
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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