I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Im drunk with people I love less than you. fix it.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Congrats on dating a convict, there's no fitbit badge for that one.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
I gave him a hand job in the parking lot... now he thinks we're meant for each other...
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Randomize
