hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
I mean I love some drunk compliments, but he just wasn't up to my low standards.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
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