You're the only person with a favorite bar in Disneyworld
Yeah well I just ate cereal out of a muffin pan with a fork. I'll flip a coin as to who has to tackle that pile of dishes we've neglected for 3 weeks.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
I'm not even mad. I was just trying to get a boner, you're the one that had to see that
I woke up in Brittany's thong, Tony's shirt, and an oven mitt
I think the "tmi" ship sailed a long time ago, and it took our dignities with it..
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm extremely upset that I wasted my "having sex with a guy at work" card on him
I have two bottles of emergency tequila stashed under my desk at work.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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