Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Update: I just puked into a sock. It was the only thing available at the time. Why I happened to be holding a sock, we may never know.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
Hit on in the middle of a Wal-Mart McDonald's by a really awkward nerd. There is not enough nope in the world.
I don't fucking know. I'm out stimulating the economy. Not locked in a room with a marker board.
Oh at the liquor store again?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
I just found those cheese sticks in my purse. Along with a handful of confetti.
I know I joke about running from my problems a lot but I'm 3 miles off-campus and need a ride
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