You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Well the party says they're going to have three kegs and four trampolines. I think I'm going to invite my EMT buddies just to be safe.
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
if you hear someone banging on your door early in the morning, it's me with some breakfast burritos, so don't be alarmed
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I got kicked out of the hotel after wandering into the banquet kitchen at 2am trying to find the shrimp....so we're power napping in the car and then driving to madison.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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