North Korea, Best Korea!
oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
It's like a teen mom casting at the Obgyn's office. I feel great about my positive life decisions.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I'm working on finding a bottomless situation. Both pants and mimosas.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
think of it as grooming, as if he is my Kate Middleton and I'm grooming him to be a presentable princess
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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