If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
she thought the capital of kansas was topanga.
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
Please tell me what happened last night... specifically who told me it was a good idea to pee in my shoe.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't care how fucking drunk you are, you don't forget wanting to shove a wine bottle up someone's ass.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
We're going to work out tomorrow I guess but it usually consists of doing weights for 10 minutes, then saying fuck cardio and going to Taco Tuesday
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
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