Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
It didn't get weird until she took off her underwear, looked down, and said "fill her up!"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
This is the second time in a week I've woken up with your bra in my bed and I've had to sit and think about how it happened.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
Oh damn it. Let me get a beer. I can't take anymore bad news. Hold on.
Are you okay? You're not sitting at home on facebook. I'm worried about you.
I'm all about clean living these days
You started your day with fried chicken and a bloody
... after you woke up in your own urine
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
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