So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
It's only considered alcoholism if you're drinking from something other than a cup....right?
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
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