guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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