All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
i just opened up my bathroom cabinet to get deodorant and found 4 bottles of natty. Its like the world wants me to miss this interview
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
We should install the 'help i've fallen and can't get up' buttons on our bodies for this weekend. Birthday weekend calls for extra measures.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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