Life lesson: using the oven as a heater= $500 electric bill
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
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