Bike broken, reschedule party till thursday:(
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I just spent the last ten minutes making a timeline of my sex life. 2010 and 2011 I am calling "I can't believe Im still clean" years.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
Is it sad that I just pissed sitting down so I didn't have to stop eating doritos?
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