one might say we're banned from that church
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
facebook is just a cold reminder of all the times other bitches won my hookups
I'm warming McDonald's pies on my heater cause I'm too high for the microwave.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
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