hook me up with the drugs dog keep up the good work
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
i'm totally cool with all the dick sucking you're doing down there, but as your brother i think i'm supposed to warn you our parents will be home in 5
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I'm about to eat a 2month old weed brownie I just found in my lax duffel bag. will you answer if I call you in like an hour and a half
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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