She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
Dignity is for republicans.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I found someone's tooth on the stairs when I was vacuuming, and my sister found a catheter in the men's bathroom... this cleaning job is dangerous
Bailey. He has a soul patch. Idgaf if he was an NFL player. Nobody with a soul patch is attractive.
Starting the weekend with a pair of pants on which the zipper wont stay up. Is this a sign of things to come??
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
