There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Well the candle wax mightve been sexy if he didn't drop the candle and light half my bed on fire
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
I did this clutch move yesterday at the bar where I grabbed a plastic cup for water and discreetly threw up in it while walking around and then tossed it. It was my best boot and rally ever
We are all done wearing pants today
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
they just got in argument over who had more of your dick pics. quit sending shit to my sisters fucker
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