I must be too annoying 4 u.
have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
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