Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
Guess who left Professor Cunt on their paper by accident?
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Only the sound of Friends and my gulping of wine are masking the sounds of my roommate getting laid
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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