Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
He turned down head in favor of a handjob. Not sure if he's crazy or i have magic hands
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
They're letting me in by good graces, I can't show up with a fist full of dildos
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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