Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
i gave her a can of corn and told her the cabs are accepting non perishable food items over the holidays. blatant lie and she lives like $40 away
You need to stop having girl talk with the guys I'm sleeping with.
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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