I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
We don't watch enough power rangers
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
Haha no we did it on his bed. Then rolled off into the bean bag. It was a strangely athletic performance on my behalf.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Your final is gonna be as easy for you as getting into straight girls' pants is for me.
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
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