I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
9 of the 12 girls i had sex with in college are on facebook
it was an ugly road back then. i'm sure time hasn't been friendly.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
She is still a psychotic unstable bitch, and is therefore PERFECT drinking game fodder
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
She was yelling at the tater tots, "In five minutes, you're going in my mouth!"
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
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