just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Just got back from the tanning beds. I'm a lobster. I fear for the safety of my nipples falling off.
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
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