it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Pass out mid-funnel last night.
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
He made me a flamingo drink and now I don't know why things are the way they are.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
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