don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
i opened her purse and found 4 bottles of vodka tampons and an unopened box of birth control...
ya i looked horrible drunk and pregnant isn't a good combination
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
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