Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
And he just showed me his vera bradley wallet...
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
She said she wants to move in with me. Time to black out and act as if we never had this conversation.
How are you a firefighter? People actually trust you with their lives??
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Its perfect, I supply the pot she makes the brownies. I love the culinary dept.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
its 11:20. i'm drunk in class flying paper airplanes for my final. what the fuck is my college experience right now?
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