If immigrants and dwarves find love, why can't I?
So after i got done, she went over and got out her gecko, I felt like I was in an X rated geiko commercial.
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
just got a hand job during a movie in class today is gonna be great!
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I can hear her blowing you man. All I hear is her saying 'yeah' over and over again.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Not only did I get the promotion, but last night after sex he took me outside and let me hold it for him while he peed in the snow. I made a heart. This week is going amazing
COME TO THE TOP OF THE MOUNTAIN AND I WILL GIVE YOU MY SAGE ADVICE.
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