I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Dude. It just hit me for a second time. My thumbs are huge and moving very quickly. Like stampeding buffalo...
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
A pack of naked men just sprinted down the street screaming in German. It's 5 AM.
Lying on this bed is like lying on love and marshmallows and joy
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
so I may or may not have had intense sex to mozart's greatest hits on vinyl... I don't know if I should be proud or just really disappointed in my nerdness
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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