Doing "bucket stands" with buckets of margarita. Don't tell me it's not a good idea.
we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Less talking, more tequila
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
ATTN: We are officially 15 weeks from our annual "Get-Mega-Stoned-and-BBQ" event. Start saving up the proper supplies. That is all.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
Operation rebound complete... I fucked the bouncer
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
