i'm sure there's a big cosmic reason for things working out the way they did. like, now you have awesome images to masturbate to.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
1.) You left the rest of your whiskey here 2.) I drank your whiskey 3.) then made a steam roller out of the bottle 4.) Everything tastes like whiskey
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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