So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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