just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Fun fact: nipples work on touch screens. Tell your friends :)
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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