She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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