All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
I blew him and did charles barkley impressions at the same time. what a pro
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
The cops asked Ben if he was drunk and he slurred "I'm man enough to admit that I am" with a southern draw
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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