I am in a vortex of obligation.
the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
be right there i have to get my cape
My bed smells like the plague
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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