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One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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