new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Dude, did you really "knight me" and tell me I had permission to bang your sister last night?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
well, you know. whores of a feather.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
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