if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have a gay crossdressing neighbor that's dresses up as a slutty pirate. 6 beers from now I would have hit on him. I hate halloween.
I partied with 2 slutty ninja turtles from Sweden last night, I Love Halloween.
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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