it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
Someone called asking about the gate code and I said "hashtag" for # instead of "pound." Ugh. I feel so dirty.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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