His facebook says he is a fan of "underwater handjobs"
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Brought out my three foot martini glass last night, that explains why I haven't left my bed all day long.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
i have two emotions: emotionless and blind with rage
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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