Yes give me all the cream and he's gone
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
this will be a night to untag.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
Pretty sure at some point last night i said to myself "it'll be fun to completely lose my mind for a night"
how I know last night was a good night: this morning I found a bottle of tapatio, a bag of chicken and a bag of popcorn in my purse.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
If you can't trust the person at the taco cabana drive thru, who can you trust?!
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
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