She just used a chaser for red wine.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Started the 4th with a foursome. I don't know if it gets more festive than that. #MERICA
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
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