Sry I called you an 8
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
either she said she was feeling frisky or eating friskies..i was too drunk to understand.
Apparently faking a threesome isn't as much fun as you'd think
I wana party with Kermit the frog, no wait. Fozzy the bear. He's probably a silly bitch when he's drunk.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
AND I woke up to eggs in my bra. Thanks Taco Cabana...
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
I didn’t want a minivan, but I have to admit it’s made it a lot easier to hook up with the dilfs at soccer tournaments
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